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My name is Lindsey, though. In Minnesota. From Alabama. I brew beer, crochet, sit dogs, draw carrots, and occupy a small studio apartment with a lovely human being and two orange sister cats.
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My boyfriend is yelling about kinderbears (?) in his sleep.
I turned on the lights and shook him and asked what the fuck he was talking about. He kept smiling and yelling, “KINDERBEARS, KINDERBEARS!” I pleaded with him to say something normal. He replied, “Kinderbears. All about kinderbears. What? You don’t want a kinderbear?” I begged for anything. I asked, “what are our cats’ names?” He replied very seriously. “Elegance and Kinderbear.” Then he rolled over and didn’t say another word. 2 notes:
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